"Ubuntu:
Ubuntu would be a cute maid in a frilly outfit. She'd do everything you could want for you, but if you tried to do something yourself, she'd
immediately explode into hundreds of fluffy kittens. She'd really, REALLY like animals, and would occasionally change her name to things like "Giggly Gopher", and insist that you call her that. There'd be loads of people willing to help you make her run, but all of them know less about her than you do."

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