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Feb 21

OMG New book from Christopher Moore

I so badly want to read this. Anyone want to buy this for me? Please? 

Book Description 

Publication Date: April 3, 2012

It is the color of the Virgin Mary’s cloak, a dazzling pigment desired by artists, an exquisite hue infused with danger, adventure, and perhaps even the supernatural. It is …

SacrÉ Bleu

In July 1890, Vincent van Gogh went into a cornfield and shot himself. Or did he? Why would an artist at the height of his creative powers attempt to take his own life … and then walk a mile to a doctor’s house for help? Who was the crooked little “color man” Vincent had claimed was stalking him across France? And why had the painter recently become deathly afraid of a certain shade of blue?

These are just a few of the questions confronting Vincent’s friends—baker-turned-painter Lucien Lessard and bon vivant Henri Toulouse-Lautrec—who vow to discover the truth about van Gogh’s untimely death. Their quest will lead them on a surreal odyssey and brothel-crawl deep into the art world of late nineteenth-century Paris.

Oh lÀ lÀ, quelle surprise, and zut alors! A delectable confection of intrigue, passion, and art history—with cancan girls, baguettes, and fine French cognac thrown in for good measure—SacrÉ Bleu is another masterpiece of wit and wonder from the one, the only, Christopher Moore.”

Feb 08

Work place drawing. I have no skills, but I like how it came out.

Work place drawing. I have no skills, but I like how it came out.

Jan 05

Make your own heating pad

All you need to do is:

1> Get two pieces of cotton fabric

2> Sew 3 of the 4 edges together

3> Fill with barley

4> Preheat oven at 350°, turn it off and pop it in for 10 or so minutes

5> Enjoy the warmth

Jan 03

Review Case #318635 | LoL - League of Legends -

Reviewing cases for Legue of Legends and someone thoughtfully wrote why someone should be banned

“If only category was multiple select, but alas. This degenerate sat in the well and admitted to hitting alt tab, he then came back to deny surrender votes and intentionally feed. I would cite him for verbal harrassment, but he has no aptitude at it and his impotent slander is merely vaccuous droning. I would even tolerate his lack of skill as I find that not offense worthy but it does compund on his other faults over half an hour. I pray natural selection is ensured. Sincerly, Summoner Poor Luck”

Nov 25

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